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TOP 10 CHRISTMAS GIFTS FOR METEOROLOGISTS

10. Doppler-on-Wheels (w/ trailer hitch).

9. Autographed pictures of Jim Cantore, Dave Schwartz and Kristina Abernathy.

8. One of them "robot dogs".

7. Inflatable Skew-T / log P.

6. Lots and lots of fudge!!

5. Videotape of Willard Scott being pummeled by grapefruit-sized hail.

4. Super Forecaster-O-Matic, by Ronco.

3. Nerf baseball bat used on people who say, "why don't you just look out the window?"

2. Front row tickets for John Hope's one-man musical tribute to Dr. Ted Fujita.

1. A life.