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#1: THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN NEWPORT HAS ISSUED A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING FOR... OUTER BANKS DARE COUNTY IN EASTERN NORTH CAROLINA, MAINLAND DARE COUNTY IN EASTERN NORTH CAROLINA UNTIL 415 PM EDT, AT 324 PM EDT...NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE DOPPLER RADAR INDICATED A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM OVER MANNS HARBOR...MOVING NORTHEAST AT 10 MPH. NICKEL SIZED HAIL AND WINDS IN EXCESS OF 580 MPH ARE LIKELY WITH THIS STORM. THE SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WILL BE NEAR... MANTEO AROUND 345 PM EDT, KILL DEVIL HILLS AROUND 350 PM EDT, NAGS HEAD AROUND 355 PM EDT IF YOU ARE IN THE PATH OF THIS STORM...TAKE COVER IN A STURDY STRUCTURE UNTIL IT PASSES.


#2:AFTERNOON AND EVENING THUNDERSTORMS MAY DEVELOP MONDAY AFTERNOON AND EVENING ACROSS THE AREA. A FEW OF THE STORMS COULD REACH SEVERE LIMITS PARTICULARLY ACROSS THE WESTERN PORTION OF THE TEXAS AND OKLAHOMA PANHANDLES. THE PRIMARY THREAT WILL BE LARGE HAIL AND HEAVY PAIN.


#3:SCATTERED STRONG THUNDERSTORM CONTINUE ACROSS MUCH OF WESTERN NORTH TEXAS EARLY THIS EVENING. INDIVIDUAL THUNDERSTORMS WILL LIKELY FORM AND DISSIPATE QUICKLY. ISOLATED STORMS COULD PRODUCE MARGINALLY SEVERE HAIL...BUT THE MAIN THEME WITH THESE STORMS WILL BE SMALL HAIL...LOCALLY VERY HEAVY RAINFALL...AND POSSIBLY STRONG LUSTY WINDS.


#4:TODAY...MOSTLY SUNNY. BLUSTERY. HIGHS IN THE UPPER 30S. WEST WINDS 15 TO 25 MPH. MORNING WIND CHILL VALUE AS LOW AS ZERO. .TONIGHT...PARTLY CLOUDY...THEN MOSTLY CLOUDY WITH A 40 PERCENT CHANCE OF LIGHT SNOW AFTER MIDNIGHT. LOWS IN THE MID 20S. SOUTHWEST WINDS 15 TO 20 MPH. .FRIDAY...MOSTLY CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF SNOR. LOWS AROUND 30. .MONDAY...CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF RAIN. A CHANCE OF SNOW IN THE MORNING. HIGHS IN THE UPPER 30S. CHANCE OF PRECIPITATION 30 PERCENT. .MONDAY NIGHT...MOSTLY CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF RAIN OR SNOW...THEN A CHANCE OF SNOW AFTER MIDNIGHT. LOWS IN THE UPPER 20S. CHANCE OF PRECIPITATION 30 PERCENT. .TUESDAY...MOSTLY CLOUDY WITH A 30 PERCENT CHANCE OF SNOW. HIGHS IN THE LOWER 30S.

**notice weekend is missing (probably due to snoring)