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VALENTINES NWS FORECAST DISCUSSION



CIVIL EMERGENCY MESSAGE EAS ACTIVATION REQUESTED 1155 PM
CST THU FEB 12 2004

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE HAS ISSUED A SEVERE STORM
WATCH FOR ALL OF THE UNITED STATES.

THE POTENTIAL FOR STORM CLOUDS, HIGH WINDS AND DOWN
BURSTS EXISTS IF PERSONS ARE WITHIN THE WATCH AREA.

SHOULD ANY MALE FORGET THAT TODAY IS VALENTINES DAY A
DEEP LOW COULD FORM OVER THE AFFECTED PERSONS HEAD. HIGH
WINDS COULD COME FROM THE AFFECTED PERSONS SPOUSE OR
SPOUSE TO BE AND MAY CAUSE SEVERE STRUCTURAL DAMAGE TO
ANYONE WITHIN 1 MILE.

SHOULD YOU OBSERVE A ONCOMING STORM, SEEK SHELTER UNTIL
THE STORM HAS PASSED. LOCAL BARS WILL BE EXTENDING HAPPY
HOURS TO ACCOMMODATE THIS LIFE THREATENING EVENT.

PERSONS EXPERIENCING ANY RESPIRATORY PROBLEMS OR HEAVY
BLEEDING SHOULD DIAL 911.

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TELEVISION STATIONS FOR ADDITIONAL DETAILS.